Top 29 Things To Do When Your ISP Is Down

1 Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
2 Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
3 You mean there's something else to do?
4 Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
5 Find a better ISP
6 play single player mode
7 Steal WiFi from your Neighbor
8 Run in circles, screaming hysterically about the end of the world.
9 Slit your wrists with broken AOL trial disks
10 Write your lists on paper
11 Come up with new List ideas for when it's back up.
12 Cry
13 Go through your web cache to see if you missed anything.
14 Masturbate the old fashioned way, with Playboy.
15 Panic!
16 take a shower and scrape off mould / fern from body
17 try dialing in every 10 minutes, just in case its back up
18 Wipe useless stuff off hard disk to make room for new porn when the ISP is back
19 Pray to the Dark Gods that it will be fixed
20 Buy a cow, and start a farmers life
21 Cry (like a little girl)
22 Get-away-from-computer
23 Kill google! *throws chair*
24 kill yourself
25 run around in circles muttering "the end is near" and "I'm not crazy"
26 Two words: sponge bath.
27 Dial 911 immediately.
28 Work.
29 Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

p/s source : http://digg.com/programming/Top_29_Things_to_do_When_Your_ISP_is_Down